Sunday, December 31, 2017

1991 Royal Rumble Thoughts


The Rockers vs. Orient Express
   This was a great way to start off the show!  The Rockers were what Gorilla Monsoon described as Tag Team specialists.  Together, they were simply incredible.  It's really a shame they never won the WWF Tag Team Championships together.  A year later, they would be broken up and Shawn Michaels went on to a glorious career.  This match was better than their previous encounter at WrestleMania VI.  This time around, the Orient Express were Pat Tanaka and Kato.  Under the mask of Kato was Paul Diamond.  Together, he and Tanaka were known as Bad Company in the AWA and had several wars with the Rockers.  The Rockers got the win here in a great match.

Big Bossman vs. The Barbarian
   There was a lot of continuity back in those days.  One of the longest running stories was that of the Big Bossman and his problem with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.  Since the Bossman turned babyface, Heenan did nothing but talk about the Bossman's mother on commentary.  It started with Ravishing Rick Rude but he left the company in 1990.  The story continued and now Heenan sent in the Barbarian to take care of the man from Cobb County, GA.  The Bossman prevailed and soon set his sights on another Heenan client Intercontinental Champion Mr. Perfect.

WWF Title - Ultimate Warrior vs. Sgt. Slaughter
 During this time period, the United States was in the middle of the Gulf War against Iraq. Sgt. Slaughter became an Iraqi sympathizer at the time. He enlisted the services of General Adnan, who bore a strong resemblance to Saddam Hussein. Before this match began, on the behalf of "Macho King" Randy Savage, Sensational Sherri asked the Warrior for a Title match, which Warrior denied. Savage made an appearance during the Warrior's Title defense against Slaughter.  While the referee was distracted, Savage clocked Warrior in the head with his scepter. Slaughter capitalized and became the WWF Champion.  When the Warrior came to, he angrily ran to the back, surely to find Savage.  
The Mountie vs. Koko B. Ware
   Jacques Rougeau returned to the World Wrestling Federation a year after the Fabulous Rougeau Brothers lost at the previous Royal Rumble.  This time around, Jacques was known as the Mountie, as he was portraying a member of the Canadian Royal Mounted Police.  This was pretty much a squash, as he made quick work of the Birdman.  Along with manager Jimmy Hart, the Mountie started to make a name for himself, often using a cattle prod towards his opponents after matches. His underhanded tactics were shocking, indeed!


"Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase/Virgil vs. "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes/Dustin Rhodes
   This match accomplished two things.  Dusty had been feuding with DiBiase since August of 1990 when the Million Dollar Man bought the services of Dusty's friend Sapphire.  It got really personal after that and soon enough, DiBiase started bringing Dusty's son into it.  Dustin was just a few years into his wrestling career and this was his first and only time wrestling for the WWF as himself, before he returned four years later as Goldust.  At the same time, DiBiase's bodyguard Virgil had been putting up with DiBiase for years.  After the match, Virgil finally had enough, and attacked the Million Dollar Man, effectively turning babyface.  The fans went crazy!  Although the feud was red hot, it was ruined due to the fact that no one knew just how terrible Virgil actually was in all aspects of wrestling.

Royal Rumble Match
   Once again, Bret Hart drew number one.  Bret was the perfect person to start because he had the stamina to go a long time in the Rumble.  This Rumble had some big stars including the Undertaker, Earthquake, both members of the Legion of Doom, and the returning Davey Boy Smith, using the British Bulldog moniker.  When Jake "The Snake" Roberts entered the ring, he went right after "The Model" Rick Martel, due to Martel temporarily blinding Roberts several months earlier.  The number 18 entrant was supposed to be Randy Savage but he never appeared.  It was assumed that the Ultimate Warrior must have caught up to him after his loss of the WWF Championship.  The moment of the match came when Bushwhacker Luke walked to the ring, like only a Bushwhacker could, only to be dumped out immediately by Earthquake, and simply continued his Bushwhacker march to the back as if nothing happened.

   Things got tense when good friends Hulk Hogan and Tugboat went at it.  It foreshadowed a heel turn for the big man, which happened by the Summer.  Rick Martel lasted 50 minutes in this match and was the new record holder for staying the longest in a Rumble match.  It came down to Hogan and Earthquake, which was the red hot feud of 1990.  It was a great end to the feud as Hogan took Earthquake out of the ring with a clothesline and won his second Royal Rumble.  Once he started waving the American flag in victory, everyone knew he would soon set his sights on Sgt. Slaughter.  Man, that was a lot of alliteration!  Overall, I enjoyed the Rumble match, but not as much as the previous two years. This Rumble included mainstays like Tito Santana, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, and Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, as well as great new WWF talent like the Texas Tornado.  This show was mainly used to set up several matches for WrestleMania, which generally tends to happen at the Royal Rumble.  After all, that's what great story telling is about!



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Saturday, December 30, 2017

1990 Royal Rumble Thoughts


   The early Royal Rumbles are still my favorites.  Even though there wasn't anything on the line, they were special due to the sheer star power.  Growing up in the Golden Era was fun for me and the wrestlers were just larger than life.  The 1990 edition is definitely in my top 5 Rumbles of all time. Several things happened that led towards WrestleMania during this broadcast.  I also happen to love this classic Royal Rumble logo.

Bushwhackers vs. Fabulous Rougeau Brothers
   This was a pretty fun feud, stemming back from their previous encounter at WrestleMania the year before.  The Rougeaus won that battle so it was fairly expected that the extremely popular Bushwhackers would pick up the win here.  They were able to turn the tables on the interfering Jimmy Hart.  This was the last time the Rougeaus would be seen together in the WWF.  Jacques came back a year later as The Mountie.


Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake vs. The Genius
   Beefcake wanted a piece of Mr. Perfect but he first had to go through Perfect's manager The Genius.  This was a fairly heated rivalry at the time and everyone wanted to see the Barber cut his opponent's hair.  Of course, we were treated to a poem from The Genius before the match began.  Unfortunately, the finish ended in a double disqualification due to the interference of Mr. Perfect and once again, the end messed up a decent match.  While it did lead to the continuity of the Beefcake/Perfect rivalry, it would have been better if Beefcake got the win and Perfect prevented him from cutting the Genius's hair in the nick of time.

Submission Match: Greg "The Hammer" Valentine vs. Rugged Ronnie Garvin
   I know it's difficult to compare two eras but back then, rivalries were able to be produced over time. I understand there's a PPV every few weeks and more TV time now, but there are still ways to spread feuds out without people losing interest.  One such feud was this match, which had been building up for over a year.  Valentine was known for the Figure Four Leglock and defeated many opponents with this submission maneuver.  In order to secure a win, Valentine started using a shin guard when he applied the move called the Heart Breaker.  Before going in for the kill, Valentine would pull down the Heart Breaker and go to work.  Not to be outdone, Garvin had his own move he called the Hammer Jammer.  Not to mention, Garvin had several escape routes for the Figure Four.  After some botched interference by Jimmy Hart, Garvin nailed Valentine with his own shin guard and minutes later, Valentine submitted to the Hammer Jammer.  Unfortunately, this was the biggest win in Garvin's WWE run for the former NWA World Heavyweight Champion.

Big Bossman vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan
   Looking back, it's a little odd to watch this match.  Within less than a month of this match, the Bossman went from a ruthless heel to a beloved babyface.  Slick was happy as his Twin Towers were ready to take the WWF by storm. While Bossman was busy with Duggan, Akeem was sent in to the Rumble match to decimate 29 other individuals.  This was a hard hitting match that ended with a win for the Big Bossman, and Duggan served hard time.  Due to a falling out and break up with Akeem and helping Jake "The Snake" Roberts against the Million Dollar Man, the Big Bossman was on the right side of the law. 

Royal Rumble Match
  Ya gotta love irony!  In 1989, the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase "drew" the number 30 spot.  This year, his riches couldn't buy him out of drawing number one in the Royal Rumble match.  A livid DiBiase walked to the ring as Gorilla Monsoon basked in DiBiase's Karma at the commentary table.  Although DiBiase's luck in drawing a good number was bad, he actually had a great showing, as he lasted almost 45 minutes in the match.  Unfortunately, number four was bitter rival Jake "The Snake" Roberts and he made a b-line for DiBiase.  This feud was heated and it led to a match at WrestleMania that year.  

   More established names entered the fray such as "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Bad News Brown, and "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes.  When Andre the Giant entered at number 11, everyone was in trouble. Roddy Piper eliminated Bad News Brown.  An angry Brown reentered the ring and took Piper over the top rope.  They furiously fought to the back for several minutes, while no official was able to pull them apart.  It led to a WrestleMania match and one of the most controversial Piper moments of all time.  You already know what I'm referring to so I'll get to that in a different blog. The Randy Savage/Dusty Rhodes rivalry continued due to this match as well.

   Andre's Tag Team Championship partner Haku entered the match to even the odds and the Colossal Connection went toe to toe with the men they took the Titles from, Demolition.  Just like the previous year, Demolition went right after Andre and this time, they were able to eliminate the "Eighth Wonder of the World." Soon after, Earthquake entered the ring and he was a favorite to win the whole thing.  When the Ultimate Warrior joined in, all hell broke loose! He tossed people out left and right.  When Tito Santana got to the ring, he went right after former Strike Force partner Rick Martel, in a bit that went on through several Rumble matches in the coming years.  Every time they were both in the Rumble at the same time, they went at it.  We never did get closure from that feud!

   Earlier in the night, the Ultimate Warrior's Rumble promo contained quite a bit of foreshadowing that led to the moment when the Warrior stood face to face with WWF Champion Hulk Hogan.  Everyone in the arena got quiet for one of the most epic stare downs in wrestling history.  After feeling each other out, they started brawling and the crowd erupted.  It all ended moments later after a brutal double clothesline took both men off their feet and down for the count.  The Barbarian took advantage when he entered the ring and went right after Hogan.  Shortly thereafter, Warrior's rival Ravishing Rick Rude entered the match.  The Warrior saved Hogan from an attack and possible elimination at the hands of Barbarian and Rude.  However, Hogan did not return the favor as he inadvertently eliminated the Warrior during his scuffle with the others.  A furious Warrior returned to the ring to attack Barbarian and Rude, followed by running to the back filled with lightning quick hysteria.  This set the tone for The Ultimate Challenge at WrestleMania.

   At number 29 entered the mighty Hercules, as he was able to help Hogan fend off his opponents. #30 was none other than Mr. Perfect. Who else could have drawn the perfect number? During a miscommunication between Rude and the Barbarian, Hercules took advantage and eliminated the big man.  Rude then eliminated Hercules and teamed up with high school friend Mr. Perfect, as they set their sights on the Hulkster.  As a nearly eliminated Mr. Perfect was trying to get back in the ring, Hogan sent Rude towards the ropes.  In his effort to get back in, Perfect pulled down the ropes, as Rude went flying over and was eliminated. After witnessing a slight argument between the two friends, Hulk Hogan knew that Mr. Perfect was the last man in his way from winning the Rumble.  Mr. Perfect's Perfect-Plex wasn't enough, as Hogan started "Hulking Up." Moments later, Hogan tossed Perfect out of the ring to win the third Royal Rumble.  



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Friday, December 29, 2017

1989 Royal Rumble Thoughts

Image result for 1989 royal rumble pictures   Having grown up in the 80's and 90's, I enjoy old school wrestling.  That is why some of the earlier Royal Rumbles are my favorites.  In 1989, the Royal Rumble was now on PPV and it was the first time it felt like a real Rumble.  It was treated as a big deal, as some fantastic storytelling came from this event.  Almost all the big names were in this one.  Also, there were several other matches besides the Rumble match.  

   What I also liked is something that I feel should return, backstage interviews or promos by the wrestlers about the Rumble match.  This particular event featured that aspect.  We were shown short 20-second promos by most of the competitors, such as Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan, Honky Tonk Man, and Jake "The Snake" Roberts.  There was a backstage interview featuring the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and later during the event, he was seen speaking with Slick, who was the manager for Akeem and the Big Bossman, the Twin Towers.  You knew something fishy was going on, especially since earlier, DiBiase was clearly not happy about his number.  Later on, Mean Gene Okerland caught up with Slick about his interaction with DiBiase but the Dr. of Style denied Okerland's accusation.  This year started off the 30-man tradition.  After the first two men entered, every two minutes another competitor would enter.

Hart Foundation & Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Fabulous Rougeau Brothers and Dino Bravo
   As much star power as there was in the Rumble match itself, there were several other matches and events featuring other wrestlers not in the Rumble.  One such match was this contest.  The Hart Foundation had been feuding with the Rougeaus since the Summer of 1988 when the Foundation's former manager Jimmy Hart turned to the Rougeaus.  I also liked the six-man tag team match aspect, as putting Dino Bravo with the Rougeaus was smart, given their French-Canadian ties.  Duggan and Bravo was an on-and-off program that lasted the better part of two years.  This match was also two out of three falls.  It was tied at 1-1 when the referee was distracted.  During the confusion, Duggan used his trusty 2x4 and nailed Bravo, setting his team up for victory.

Women's Championship - Rockin' Robin vs. Judy Martin
   This was the last time the Women's Title was defended at a major PPV until Alundra Blayze's run in 1993.  Before the match began, former Champion Sensational Sherri was in the ring and challenged the winner to a future Title match before she sat in on commentary.  Sherri would go on to do some of her best work as a character later on being a manager for the next four years.  Rockin' Robin was 25 at the time.  She was young and light on her feet, whereas Martin was the veteran.  Martin was going for redemption from her loss of the Women's Tag Team Titles the previous year.  Robin was also the half-sister of Jake Roberts, but not something I knew at nine years old.  In the end, Rockin' Robin won the match with an impressive diving crossbody.  

Super Posedown - Ultimate Warrior vs. Ravishing Rick Rude
   This was not an actual match, but the start of a nearly two-year feud between the two.  Rude challenged Warrior to a posedown and it was to be hosted by Jesse "The Body" Ventura.  The concept was each man doing various poses for the crowd with the crowd picking the winner.  Rude was sure that he had the better body, which is why he made the challenge.  Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was hilarious as he helped Rude with baby oil.  Because it was clear that the crowd was choosing the Warrior regardless, Heenan squirted the oil in the Warrior's eyes, leading Rude to nail him with his metal workout bar and attack the Intercontinental Champion.  This led to a series of events and matches featuring the two, where they traded the Intercontinental Title and even fought for the WWF Title.

Haku vs. Harley Race
   This match was odd in that it featured two heels against each other, they were both managed by Bobby Heenan, and they both referred to themselves as the King of the WWF.  This was to decide the King once and for all.  Again, Heenan was hysterical as you could see he was trying to be in the corner of both men throughout the match.  In the end, he was going to stick with whoever won and kick the other one to the curb.  Race was aging and past his prime at this point and Haku was just months into his singles push.  Haku won the match and was the official King until losing the crown to Hacksaw Jim Duggan during the year. Race went back to the NWA to finish his career and became a manager.

Royal Rumble Match
   This was probably my second favorite Rumble match of all time.  This match had everything you needed.  #1 and #2 respectively were both members of Demolition, Ax and Smash.  No one thought they would ever see this, especially as they were the Tag Team Champions at the time and bad blood could possibly split up the team. Demoltion were known for their brutality and when the bell rang, they had no qualms about beating the crap out of each other.  Power for power, these men tore each other apart and the fans were loving it.  This only lasted until the third person arrived and that man was Andre the Giant. From then on, Demolition worked as a team.  Poor Andre was in for a beating.  As big as he was, even Andre couldn't handle both members of Demolition.

   Throughout the match, we saw other larger than life performers such as Mr. Perfect, Tito Santana, the Bushwhackers, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and a returning Big John Studd, who was now a fan favorite after deciding not to go back to the Heenan Family. When Jake Roberts entered the match, he went straight for Andre due to their feud at the time. Andre eliminated Jake but that wasn't the last we saw of him.  Moments later, Jake got the last laugh, as he brought his snake Damien into the ring.  Andre, who was petrified of snakes, voluntarily eliminated himself  and moved faster than he ever had to get away from the snake.

    The Rumble continued on, as we got to see others like Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Bad News Brown, Arn Anderson, and Tulley Blanchard.  Business picked up when Hulk Hogan arrived at #18.  He immediately went to town on everyone and the others were in trouble when Hogan got together with Mega Powers partner the Macho Man.  The Warlord made history when he came to the ring, and was eliminated by a Hulk Hogan clothesline in 2 seconds, and held the record of fastest elimination for 20 years, until that was broken by Santino Marella.

   While Savage and Brown were going at it, Hogan eliminated both men.  Despite this match being every man for himself, Savage was irate at Hogan and it took Miss Elizabeth to make sure they wouldn't come to blows.  They made up but this was the beginning of the Mega Powers break up, which came to a head months later at WrestleMania.  Things got even worse for Hogan when the Big Bossman and Akeem entered at #22 and #23.  Conspicuous by his absence was the Million Dollar Man, and now everyone knew what was going on.  Hogan faced a double team from the Twin Towers until Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake arrived to even the odds. Meanwhile, the rest of the competitors came in such as Ronnie Garvin, Ron Bass, the Rockers, Koko B. Ware, Red Rooster, Rick Martel, the Barbarian and Hercules.

   The writing was on the wall as the buzzer rang for #30 and it was of course Ted DiBiase.  The Million Dollar Man was right in saying every man has his price, because it was clear as day that he purchased the best number in the Rumble.  The last three men left were Akeem, Big John Studd, and Ted DiBiase.  Akeem and DiBiase teamed up briefly to try and eliminate Studd.  Studd eliminated Akeem and set his sights on the Million Dollar Man, himself.  Studd sent fans home happy as he eliminated DiBiase to win the 1989 Royal Rumble. DiBiase's bodyguard Virgil then entered the ring to attack Studd, only to get manhandled and tossed out of the ring like a rag doll.  This was the last hurrah for Studd, as he retired shortly thereafter and refereed the Andre/Jake match at WrestleMania.  Although some feel a big name like Hogan, Andre, or DiBiase should have won, this was the early years, as the WrestleMania Title shot stipulation was still a few years away.  It also helped set up some great WrestleMania matches.  At the end of the day, it was nice to see Studd have one last moment of glory.




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Thursday, December 28, 2017

1988 Royal Rumble Thoughts


   We're just about a month out from the 2018 edition of the Royal Rumble.  This upcoming event is special as there will also be a women's Royal Rumble match as well.  With about 30 days to spare and 30 years of Rumbles gone by, I though I'd share my thoughts about each event leading up to the 31st Royal Rumble.  It's hard to believe we've been through 30 of them!  1988 was the very fist Royal Rumble and this particular Rumble match had only 20 competitors, before reaching an official 30 the following year.  I'll spare you the rules since you are probably aware.

   This was just about a month before the infamous Hulk Hogan/Andre the Giant rematch that saw Andre winning thanks to a double-crossing ref and the Million Dollar Man's money.  Andre proceeded to hand over the Title to Ted DiBiase, only for the Title to be vacated and decided at WrestleMania that year.  The Royal Rumble match was Pat Patterson's brainchild and he didn't know how big and important it would one day be.  The very first Royal Rumble event was on cable television and didn't become a Pay-Per-View until the next year.  

Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat vs Ravishing Rick Rude
   The fans were in for a treat with this match.  Steamboat's technical ability and high flying maneuvers were always exciting.  No one could do an arm drag like Steamboat!  Rude was starting to gain momentum and it helped having Bobby "The Brain" Heenan by his side.  It was a fantastic opener for the show.  Somehow, these two men topped this performance a few years later in WCW in a series of matches for the United States Championship.  Rude pulled out some classic heel antics, including pulling the referee in front of him when Steamboat jumped from the top rope.  I generally don't like when matches at big events end in anything but a pin or submission.  The match ended in Steamboat's favor by disqualification but I really think it should have been a dirty victory for Rude. That way, Rude continues to rise up and Steamboat doesn't lose credibility.  The match was great but ruined by the ending.

Women's Tag Team Titles - Glamour Girls vs. Jumping Bomb Angels
   This was by far the match of the night.  After their impressive showing two months earlier at the Survivor Series, young sensations the Jumping Bomb Angels had earned a Title shot.  The Glamour Girls consisted of veterans Judy Martin and Leilani Kai, who competed in the first WrestleMania. The ladies of course had Jimmy Hart by their side.  This match was also two out of three falls.  It was a great mix of classic wrestlers in the Glamour Girls against the high-flying antics of the Jumping Bomb Angels.  After an incredible double drop kick, the Angels scored the victory and became the new Women's Tag Team Champions.

Royal Rumble Match

    Even though this was not on PPV yet, I still find it odd that the Rumble match didn't close the show, especially because the Hulk Hogan/Andre the Giant contract signing took place in the middle of the card and the WWF Title wasn't on the line.  There wasn't a better choice of two men to start this match than Bret "Hit Man" Hart and Tito Santana.  Bret was the iron man of this match, lasting over 25 minutes.  Due to his size, the One Man Gang was a favorite to win.  While Gang eliminated 6 men by himself, he did not win the match.  In the end, he was outsmarted by Duggan when he ran at him, only for Duggan to pull the ropes down, sending the big man out to the floor.  Hacksaw won the first Royal Rumble. Since this was the first, the stipulation of the winner getting a WrestleMania Title shot did not exist yet.

Islanders vs. Young Stallions
   For some reason, this was the last match.  It was a great contest between two lower-tier, yet incredibly gifted teams.  Haku and Tama were a great team, but Haku got a decent push as a singles competitor and ended up winning the Tag Team Titles eventually with Andre the Giant.  The Stallions were two good-looking young men consisting of Jim Powers and Paul Roma.  They were the young-high flying team until the Rockers came along.  This match was also two out of three falls.  The Islanders, without even needing the help of manager Bobby Heenan, took this in two straight falls.  

   It's hard to give this card a rating because it was the first one and it wasn't on PPY yet. Steamboat/Rude was good and by far the match of the night was the Glamour Girls/Jumping Bomb Angels match.  The fans were happy when a favorite in Duggan won, the One Man Gang looked good, and Bret Hart lasted a long time.  Some glaring omissions from this event were the British Bulldogs, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, the Million Dollar Man, and Bam Bam Bigelow, who looked incredible after his showing at the Survivor Series.   All in all, not too shabby for a first outing.  Little did they know, it was about to get really good.




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Wednesday, December 27, 2017

The Big Guy: Victim of Booking or Victim of Himself?

   In the history of professional wrestling, many times wrestlers have been stymied by the way they were booked, yet many were also their own worst enemies.  It could even be argued that some wrestlers were privy to both.  I'm of the camp that believes this particular set of circumstances happened to WWE's former resident "Big Guy," the man known as Ryback.  While in many ways he sabotaged himself, there were also several times where booking was clearly an issue.

Related image   In 2004, WWE started their fourth season of Tough Enough, a reality show based on potential wrestlers trying to gain a WWE contract.  One of those contestants was Ryan Reeves, the man who would become Ryback years later.  Along with him were others that went on to receive WWE contracts, such as Mitch from the Spirit Squad, and the most successful Tough Enough alumni to date, The Miz.  Meanwhile, winner Daniel Puder didn't work out at all.  Reeves was able to get a contract with WWE's farm system at the time, Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW).  In 2007, Reeves was repackaged as Ryback, a Terminator type persona, a machine that felt no pain and would destroy everyone in his path.  In 2008,  he was signed to an official WWE contract and sent to their new farm system, Florida Championship Wrestling (FCW).  In FCW, he was repackaged once again as Skip Sheffield, a cowboy gimmick.  

Image result for Ryback nxt   In early 2010, WWE ended their "ECW" brand and started NXT.  NXT at the time, was designed to be a game show, much like Tough Enough, where the winner would get a full-time WWE main roster contract.  The contestants were deemed as "rookies" and were assigned to WWE wrestlers (pros).  The contestants participated in various elimination contests until there was a winner.  One of those contestants was Reeves, still using the Skip Sheffield name.  His pro was William Regal and he was the third person eliminated from the show.  His cowboy gimmick was obnoxious and did not connect with the audience.

   In June of that year, a week after NXT ended, Sheffield and the other eliminated contestants joined winner Wade Barrett on Raw and attacked John Cena and CM Punk during their match. They attacked several other WWE personnel at ringside and completely destroyed the ring and everything around it.  The next week, they were named the Nexus. Due to how they felt they were treated during NXT, they vowed to stick together and get WWE contracts together and wreak havoc.  That's exactly what the Nexus did.  However, Sheffield was sidelined with an injury months later and was written out of the group. His injury kept him out of the ring until the end of 2011, and by that time, the Nexus had been disbanded.  He started appearing at House Shows upon return but was not used on television yet.

   In April 2012, Reeves reverted back to the Ryback character.  He debuted as a monster babyface.  He ended his matches in mere minutes using his brute strength.  After each match, he would yell out his signature catchphrase "Feed Me More," implying he wanted more competition.  At first, he was taking on preliminary wrestlers, or jobbers, to those in the know.  After a while, he started asking for two-on-one matches and he had no problem dispatching two opponents either.  To end matches, he'd unleash his finisher Shell-Shocked.  It was even more impressive when he did it to two men at once.  He went on to defeat teams like Hunico & Camacho and Curt Hawkins & Tyler Reks.  He progressed very slowly at first, starting with rivals like Jinder Mahal and defeated Intercontinental Champion at the time, The Miz, in several non-title contests.

   By October, Ryback started confronting WWE Champion CM Punk after Punk attacked Mick Foley, threatened Jim Ross, and brawled with Vince McMahon himself.  Ryback was then chosen in favor of John Cena to face CM Punk at Hell In a Cell.  In my opinion, this was the first mistake.  Thrusting him into the spotlight so fast was bad enough, but the events that followed really hurt Ryback.  He was screwed out of winning the Title in the Cell against Punk after a low blow, followed by a fast count by special referee Brad Maddox, destroying his impressive undefeated streak.

   During a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Title against Punk and Cena at Survivor Series, he was attacked by The Shield.  If you're going to push someone into a headliner, you have to either go all in right away or do a progressive push.  By inserting Ryback, WWE backed themselves into a corner. He almost had to win!  However, this was during CM Punk's impressive year-plus long Title reign.  If Cena wasn't available, someone else should have been used in his place before Ryback. Since Ryback was used, I believe he needed big wins.  Brock Lesnar debuted and destroyed opponents and won the WWE Title in mere months and was looked at as a main event wrestler ever since.  Ryback kept losing and by losing significant matches, he was losing momentum.

   After the 2013 Royal Rumble, in which he was last eliminated by winner John Cena, Ryback got into a feud with "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry.  To me, this looked to be Ryback's way of getting his momentum back.  Until that time, Ryback hadn't faced anyone Henry's size before. People wondered if he would be able to perform Shell-Shocked to the 400 lb Henry. That was basically the selling point of their upcoming match at WrestleMania XXIX.  Would Ryback be able to life Henry and defeat him?  During their match, Ryback lifted Henry into position to execute the move that put away many opponents before.  The veteran Henry held onto the ropes and crashed down upon Ryback, ultimately defeating him.  After the match, Ryback did execute his move to Henry but it was too little, too late!  While the site was impressive, the result should have been executing the move and defeating Henry.  Once again, Ryback's booking took him another step back.

   As if I thought this was the worst thing that could happen to Ryback, it got even worse the next night on Raw.  He turned on the one man who at the time, ran through everyone and who's booking protected him against losses, John Cena.  I admire and respect John Cena and I know nothing was his decision, but his opponents rarely got their heat back in a feud with him.  Turning Ryback heel was bad enough, but turning him heel on Cena of all people just dug his own grave.  He went on to three straight defeats by Cena at PPV's.

   That was the end of the line for Ryback and he never recovered.  He began portraying a bully and took advantage of smaller opponents.  He arrogantly started referring to himself as "The Big Guy."  In what I'm sure creative looked at as an effort to bring him back up, he was paired with Paul Heyman. By this time, Heyman had severed ties with CM Punk and was using Ryback as his backup after Brock Lesnar took some time off.  Ryback was defeated several more times by Punk. Heyman teamed Ryback with another client, Curtis Axel and they became known as Rybaxel. They very seldom won matches and this went on until Ryback's hernia surgery in the Summer of 2014.

Image result for Ryback kalisto   When Ryback returned to action, he was a babyface once again, doing the same routine that he started with.  He finally won a Championship in May 2015 in the Elimination Chamber when he won the Intercontinental Title.  Four months later, he lost the Title to Kevin Owens.  By year's end, he turned heel again, by walking out on his partners Kane and the Big Show.  He went back to his bully character and starting picking on the much smaller Kalisto. However, Kalisto defeated Ryback in their match at the WrestleMania XXXII Pre-Show.  A few months later, he was gone from the company.

   While his booking was certainly questionable, many have stated he was not liked backstage.  He was seen as somewhat of a crybaby and arrogant at times.  He was also known for being fairly stiff against opponents and was accused of hurting several other wrestlers.  He was seen as reckless after he gave Dolph Ziggler a concussion due to a botched Clothesline.  Due to this, CM Punk called him unsafe and had a problem with "The Big Guy."  Then again, Punk had problems with many others, but that's neither here nor there.  Since he left WWE, however, all Ryback has done is slander the company.  That certainly hasn't done him any favors!

   While there are several examples of questionable booking for the man, was this why he never became much in the company?  Being a professional wrestler is a job, however, and generally with a job, you do what your boss tells you to do.  Sometimes you just have to ride it out and try not to complain too much.  Were his attitude and "unsafe" label his downfall?  I really think it was a little bit of both!  During Ryback's slow rise in 2012 up until his sudden main event push, I was a fan of the character.  The big push that resulted in losses, his loss to Mark Henry, and heel turn were in my opinion things that stalled his momentum.  However, his attitude may have also been a problem.  So the question remains, was Ryback a victim of booking or a victim of himself?





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Sunday, December 24, 2017

You Can't Manufacture a "Paul Heyman Guy"

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   Paul Heyman is great at what he does!  It's always been that way!  As a child, he loved wrestling and began to pursue getting into the business as a teenager.  He was greatly influenced by wrestling's "Holy Triumvirate of Managers," Captain Lou Albano, "Classy" Freddie Blassie, & The Grand Wizard.  They are the men that shaped a young Paul Heyman into the manager and wrestling mind he became.  He was a photographer and obtained a backstage pass.  When he met Dusty Rhodes, things started moving in the right direction for Heyman.  
   
   Thanks in part to Heyman's mentors, he became a manager and became known as Paul E. Dangerously, modeled after the Michael Keaton movie title character, Johnny Dangerously. Those of us old enough to remember can recall him coming to the ring with his giant cellular phone, influenced by Michael Douglass' Gordon Gekko character in the film Wallstreet.  He managed several notable names during the Territory days, including the original Midnight Express. He brought his team to the NWA to feud with Jim Cornette's Midnight Express.  He even managed a young Undertaker, when he was starting out.

   His biggest success yet happened in 1991 when be brought together an incredible group of wrestlers he called the Dangerous Alliance. With the absence of Ric Flair and with him the Four Horsemen, WCW, who had taken over, was in need of a great heel stable.  The Dangerous Alliance consisted of Ravishing Rick Rude, Stunning Steve Austin, Arn Anderson, Larry Zbysko, & Bobby Eaton.  Paul E. was a fantastic mouthpiece for the group, brought them to several Championships, and feuded with WCW standouts such as Sting, Ricky Steamboat, and Barry Windham.  Madusa was even brought into the group as a female presence.  Paul Heyman was making magic!

Image result for paul heyman ecw   In 1992, he got involved with Todd Gordon to book Eastern Championship Wrestling (ECW) when it was an NWA territory.  After Heyman took over, he christened it Extreme Championship Wrestling.  Shortly thereafter, Shane Douglass infamously threw down his newly won NWA World Heavyweight Title and proclaimed himself the ECW World Heavyweight Champion.  ECW broke away from the NWA officially in 1994.  

   This new hardcore wrestling promotion took the wrestling world by storm and Heyman was its captain.  It was a ragtag crew of wrestlers and he used several genres.  While there were of course hardcore guys like Tommy Dreamer and the Sandman, he had technical wizards like Dean Malenko, Luchadores like Rey Misterio, monsters like Bam Bam Bigelow, wrestlers trying to make a name for themselves like Chris Jericho, and guys that needed a second chance for super-stardom like Steve Austin and Mick Foley.  Heyman was the master of hiding negatives and bringing out the positives.  ECW ran until 2001.

Image result for paul heyman and brock lesnar   In 2002, Paul Heyman started becoming known more for managing just one person. He was more than a manager, he was an advocate. The men he advocated for were clients.  Heyman took center stage when he returned to the WWF alongside the new rookie sensation, Brock Lesnar.  Heyman again was relied upon to be a mouthpiece, as Lesnar was not and still is not a fantastic mic worker. Heyman gave Brock Lesnar's character life and in just four short months, Brock ripped through the roster until he became the WWE Champion.  Wherever Brock was, Heyman was there promoting him. The dynamic just worked and they developed a great relationship outside of wrestling.

Image result for paul heyman and cm punk   In 2011 during CM Punk's infamous "Pipe Bomb" speech, he referred to himself as a "Paul Heyman Guy," a term that was coined for people that had good relationships with and simply "got" Paul Heyman.  Punk mentioned Brock Lesnar as a known "Paul Heyman Guy."  Heyman and Punk had developed a relationship behind the scenes.  That came to the forefront of WWE programming when Heyman started advocating for CM Punk. Much like his partnership with Lesnar, Heyman's relationship with Punk was smooth and just looked natural, mainly because it was.  The difference was that Punk didn't need a mouthpiece like Lesnar did.  Heyman just added to Punk's character.  Heyman's partnership with the two men can be compared to the way Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was, as a mouthpiece for guys with minimal mic skills like Big John Studd and Andre the Giant, and added to the characters of charismatic performers like Rick Rude and Mr. Perfect.

Image result for paul heyman and brock lesnar   In 2012, after spending years in UFC as a legitimate fighter, Brock Lesnar returned to the WWE landscape.  Paul Heyman was right back by Lesnar's side.  After a falling out with Punk, Heyman unleashed the Beast upon his former client.  Lesnar came back even more intimidating than ever and if you needed a reminder, Heyman was more than happy to tell you about it.  Once again, the dynamic between Lesnar and Heyman was back in full force.  This also felt natural because it was. There was a thought that other wrestlers could become the Helen Keller to Heyman's Miracle Worker.  It was a thought that almost anyone could become better simply by associating with Paul Heyman.  However, it was not always the case.

Image result for paul heyman ryback curtis axel   WWE put Heyman together with Ryback. Ryback was a powerhouse of a man that was lacking on the mic.  Naturally, he was paired with Heyman to hide his shortcomings.  The same was done for Curtis Axel.  Although Axel did become the Intercontinental Champion under the guidance of Heyman, the dynamic just didn't work!  Fans saw through it and what Heyman had with Lesnar and Punk, did not happen for Ryback and Axel.  Being a "Paul Heyman Guy" is something natural and it can't be forced! That's why it didn't work with his new clients.

Image result for paul heyman and cesaro   To their credit, WWE tried again to have a new "Paul Heyman Guy" in Cesaro.  Cesaro was fresh off a partnership with Jack Swagger under the tutelage of Zeb Coulter. At WrestleMania XXX, after failing to win the Tag Team Titles, Cesaro turned babyface and went on later that night to win the inaugural Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.  The next night on Raw, after being presented his trophy by Hulk Hogan of all people, Cesaro was interrupted by former manager Coulter, who said he always knew Cesaro was a "Zeb Coulter Guy."  Unfortunately for Zeb, Cesaro informed him he was in fact a "Paul Heyman Guy," as Mr. Heyman himself came to the ring to greet his newly acquired client.

   The problem here wasn't so much that the dynamic wasn't there, which was true.  The problem was more about the timing.  Cesaro's years of impressing fans with his incredible physical abilities, along with the breakup with Swagger and Battle Royal win, made him into a babyface.  Unfortunately, the night Cesaro achieved glory was the same night Heyman's client Brock Lesnar ended the Undertaker's undefeated streak.  Heyman's heat due to this completely overshadowed Cesaro, not to mention it was a dumb idea to take a man that just got fans on his side, to be become a heel again right away.  It was a huge misfire!  Even without all that, Heyman and Cesaro just didn't gel together.

   The main point I'm trying to make is what my title reads, you can't manufacture a "Paul Heyman Guy."  It worked with Brock Lesnar and CM Punk because his relationships with these men were already there, whereas it did not work with Ryback, Curtis Axel, or Cesaro.  When it feels forced, it just doesn't work.  It worked great with the Dangerous Alliance years ago due to Heyman's dynamic with those men, specifically Rude and Austin.  They tried it with the Big Show and Kurt Angle too but it just wasn't as well received.  Over the last few years, Heyman has continued to be Brock Lesnar's advocate.

Related image   Fans are always talking about who could be the next "Paul Heyman Guy" but don't realize how hard of a task that is to undertake.  I've heard people say Heyman would do wonders for Shinsuke Nakamura or Braun Strowman.  I've even heard of people wanting there to be the first ever "Paul Heyman Girl."  As the saying goes, those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Being a "Paul Heyman Guy" is a rare thing and it cannot be forced. I think "Mean Girls" sums it up best; "stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen!"




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